lets start a swedish sibling band together
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Houston, we have a blender
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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