Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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