I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
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I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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