so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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