You can't special order awesome
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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