Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
