I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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