Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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