Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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