Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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