Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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