so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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