my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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