Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
