In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
The power of my boobs compel you
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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