Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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