it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
There's always time for handjobs
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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