I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
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He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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