1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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