Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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