whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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