Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
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Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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