he shaved USA in his pubs
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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