hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
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Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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