How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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