Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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