haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Randomize
