Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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