She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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