nut hugger
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize