I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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