i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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