I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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