I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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