Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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