There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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