You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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