let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
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You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
this is an emotional support booty call
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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