I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I think my moral compass just broke
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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