Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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