Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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