no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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