So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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