Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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