Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Randomize