Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I need a burrito and a hug.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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