i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Where did you get a picture of my penis
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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