please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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