I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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