They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
YAS. BRING CRAB.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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