Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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