He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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