hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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