All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I need to align my fucking chakras
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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