So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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