when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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