Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
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you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
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I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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