YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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