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I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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