did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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