If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Even my vagina gasped.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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