I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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