I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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