Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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