If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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